Problem: For $k \geq 3$, we define an ordered $k$-tuple of real numbers $\left(x_1, x_2, \ldots, x_k\right)$ to be special if, for every $i$ such that $1 \leq i \leq k$, the product $x_1 \cdot x_2 \cdots x_k=x_i^2$. Compute the smallest value of $k$ such that there are at least 2009 distinct special $k$-tuples.
Solution: Immediately, a red flag should be going off; we're being asked to find a finite number $k$ so that the number of $k$-tuples over the *real* numbers satisfying a property is at least $2009$. If the problem is written well, that signals at us that there is some massive level of control that the condition puts on our tuples. After all, there sure are lots of real numbers, let alone the cartesian product $\mathbb{R}^k$...
We might first think about the control of $0$ in a large product. Notice that if even one of the $x_{i}